LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isn’t the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes